forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
i love being a slytherin
Solid D for effort
I think they just looked at them and said “They both have eyes”
Our emblem is the serpent, the wisest of creatures; our house colours are emerald green and silver, and our common room lies behind a concealed entrance down in the dungeons. We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.
do hogwarts students start the year wondering what shit Harry is going to fuck up this time
Right, just realised something. A main reason why Im angry they cut it out.
When Harry was found to be alive, no one else reacted, other than Draco. Ron and Hermione just stood there smiling. Ginny just stood there, Neville just stood there, everyone he would count as friends just stood there. None of them tried to help, none of them gave their wand to him.
But Draco, the person he had fallen out with the most, even though Voldemort could have killed him, ran to Harry and gave him his wand.
Doesnt that speak a lot?
The first thing Snape asks Harry is “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’ and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
AU MEME - Harry, Ron and Hermione are tributes in the Hunger Games and join forces, until they’re the last three tributes and have to compete against each other.
Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 6) with special guest star Peeta Mellark