*INSTANTLY FALLS IN LOVE*
I AM SO DOWN WITH THIS.
Avengers, a romantic comedy about frat bros coming soon to theaters in 2012.
announce that I’ll be scarce > ideas don’t stop
Can Thor stand outside of Loki’s house with a boombox over his head
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
sequel to this
The huntsman stumbles and falls against the tree beside him as a thousand images flicker to life before him. Glorious battles, halls of golden spires and tapestries, riding on horseback over a rainbow bridge, the ancient song humming beneath his consciousness from the hammer clutched in his sword hand, a pair of stunning green eyes and an endless expanse of pale skin splayed out beneath him-
He gasps, shoving himself upright again and staring at the horseman.
“Loki,” he growls, right hand clenching into a fist. “What have you done?”
His once-brother snorts, though the amusement has faded from his eyes. Instead, he looks tired. Oddly worn, as though he has been overtaxing his magic.
“I have done nothing,” he snaps, though it lacks his usual venom. “Your precious father decided to cast us onto Midgard to ‘repent for the wrongs dealt between us’. I’ve been trying to find you for over fifty years. Did you never stop to wonder why you never seemed to age despite having lived for so long?”
Thor pauses for a moment, blunt fingernails digging into his palm as he considers his once-brother’s words. He itches to be reunited with Mjolnir, but his immortality has long been stolen from him. She will not answer his call for some time yet.
“I assume you’ve already had time to plan our escape,” he phrases it as a statement rather than a question, knowing Loki would mock him for doubting him in a situation such as this.
Loki cants his head, and Thor notices the shadows beneath the trickster’s eyes for the first time. “We are little better than these pathetic insects,” he answers bitterly. “What am I supposed to do with no link to my magic?”
Thor grinds his teeth, then approaches, carefully laying a hand on the horse’s neck. “We work together,” he says firmly, searching out his once-brother’s eyes. “Combine our efforts and find our way home.”
Loki stares down at him, and for a terrifying moment, Thor imagines that he might say no. But, Loki inclines his head just enough to qualify as a nod, and Thor exhales loudly, letting his temple fall to rest against his once-brother’s thigh.
Perhaps they have a chance after all.
the avengers | cop drama au
A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.