god hemsworth

poop-galore:

hahahaHA my insides hurt

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

jetgreguar:

trying to force someone into a fandom they desperately want no part of 

Spiderman, Batman, Venom and Iron Man get loose at a kid’s birthday party

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

katkola:

niggaimdeadass:

black people don’t have time to get their houses haunted. 

“there’s a ghost in my house?”

“he paying rent?”

#I mean you’re not gonna be sitting up in my house doing nothing #if you can haunt you got time to take the trash out

onac911:

Halloween Gais

milakuntits:

wvnderbar:

that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

brodinsons:

#I just laughed stupidly loud omg

avengersreactions:

The Avengers cast
  ↳  laughing