3 months ago   22078   Reblog

THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY i yell as i smash open my coffin to the horror of everyone gathered at my funeral

1 year ago   43861   Reblog

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

1 year ago   333745   Reblog

a brief summary: fury

heathicorn:

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1 year ago   2775   Reblog

africans:

minding your own business at school

when suddenly the glee club starts doing a musical number and throws your lunch on the floor so they can stand on the table

1 year ago   17997   Reblog

consultingbabes:

“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart

1 year ago   202032   Reblog
Me: Did you know Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus got engaged?
My Brother: Who's Liam Hemsworth?
Me: Gale from The Hunger Games.
My Brother: I never saw it.
Me: He's Thor's brother.
My brother: Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?
1 year ago   49891   Reblog

legoolas:

balongreyjoy:

things i don’t understand about lord of the rings

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1 year ago   7328   Reblog

onamelancholyhill:

ROFL

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thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

1 year ago   27808   Reblog

goaquatic:

face-down-asgard-up:

lokisswagga:

anneemaye:

FUCKING LOOK AT THOR

JUST LIKE

NO

I DON’T NEED A SHIELD

MY ELBOW WILL REPEL THE BLAST

AND IT FUCKING DOES

LMAO

I SAY THAT IS QUITE WARM

VERILY I SHALL HAVE TO RECONDITION MY HAIR

HEAT MAKES IT ALL FRIZZY


Unless he has heat activated product in it. Like all well prepared super heroes.

1 year ago   99500   Reblog
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