my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
My Brother:Who's Liam Hemsworth?
Me:Gale from The Hunger Games.
My Brother:I never saw it.
Me:He's Thor's brother.
My brother:Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?
FUCKING LOOK AT THOR
I DON’T NEED A SHIELD
MY ELBOW WILL REPEL THE BLAST
AND IT FUCKING DOES
I SAY THAT IS QUITE WARM
VERILY I SHALL HAVE TO RECONDITION MY HAIR
HEAT MAKES IT ALL FRIZZY
Unless he has heat activated product in it. Like all well prepared super heroes.