THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY i yell as i smash open my coffin to the horror of everyone gathered at my funeral

(Source: redamancer)

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

(Source: witchlette)

heathicorn:

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africans:

minding your own business at school

when suddenly the glee club starts doing a musical number and throws your lunch on the floor so they can stand on the table

(Source: cowboybeboop)

consultingbabes:

“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart

Me:Did you know Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus got engaged?
My Brother:Who's Liam Hemsworth?
Me:Gale from The Hunger Games.
My Brother:I never saw it.
Me:He's Thor's brother.
My brother:Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?

legoolas:

balongreyjoy:

things i don’t understand about lord of the rings

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onamelancholyhill:

ROFL

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thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

goaquatic:

face-down-asgard-up:

lokisswagga:

anneemaye:

FUCKING LOOK AT THOR

JUST LIKE

NO

I DON’T NEED A SHIELD

MY ELBOW WILL REPEL THE BLAST

AND IT FUCKING DOES

LMAO

I SAY THAT IS QUITE WARM

VERILY I SHALL HAVE TO RECONDITION MY HAIR

HEAT MAKES IT ALL FRIZZY

Unless he has heat activated product in it. Like all well prepared super heroes.